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H.R.Haitch

9 May - 2 June

Shrapnel Theatre and Iris Theatre present a right royal musical comedy this May.

London, 2011. The Olympics are doomed, the East End is being gentrified for houses no-one can afford, Amy Winehouse has died, and Adele’s released her second album. It’s been a tough year.

But, in a world where Kim Kardashian can’t stay married for a whole TV series, love has blossomed between feisty East Ender Chelsea and dopey toff Bertie. He’s never going to win Mastermind, but he won Chelsea’s heart when he boned her trout at catering college.

Its 2012 and Chelsea’s future is bright. She has a new man and there’s a new progressive Prime Minister to light the days ahead (#blessed). The media can stick their obsession with the identity of Prince Albert, the secret royal who’s been in hiding for 20 years.

Bertie has something big to tell Chelsea. He’s down on one knee, but it’s not a ring he has in store… it’s a crown. And Chelsea will soon discover that travelling from Barking to Buckingham Palace takes more than a topped-up Oyster Card.

Starring Tori Allen-Martin as Chelsea, with music by Luke Bateman, book and lyrics by Maz Evans and directed by Daniel Winder.

First written in 2015 as a commission by Iris Theatre’s Workin Process scheme, and now freshly re-imagined, H.R.Haitch comes to the Union Theatre this May in its first fully-staged production.

This is one Royal Wedding you won’t want to miss..!


We’re raising money to bring H.R.Haitch to the stage this Spring, and we need your help to get there! In 2017, you helped us make Xmas Factor All Stars: The Album, and it was through your support that we were able to take Workin Process to the next level. Now, we’re asking if you’d consider helping us take Workin Process a step further, as we produce a full scale musical for the first time. For more information, click here!

Ticket Information

Tickets can be booked via the Union Theatre or through Iris’ box office. Please note Young Iris tickets are only available through Iris’ box office.

Adults: £22.50
Concessions: £20
Children under 16: £15

Young Iris members get tickets for just £15! Sign up through our box office, or find more information here.

Cast/Creatives

Tori Allen-Martin

"Chelsea"

Maz Evans

Book & Lyrics

Luke Bateman

Music

Daniel Winder

Director

Lily Howkins

Choreographer

Oli Rew

Musical Director

Justin Williams & Jonny Rust

Designers

Ben Jacobs

Lighting Designer

Ben O'Grady

Production Manager

Lorrell Rawlins

Stage Manager